I wanna be a billionaire so freakin' badbuy all of the things I never had uh, I wanna be on the cover of Forbes magazinesmiling next to Oprah and the Queen
Oh every time I close my eyesI see my name in shining lights A different city every night oh II swear the world better preparefor when I'm a billionaire
Yeah I would have a show like Oprah I would be the host of, everyday Christmasgive Artie a wish listI'd probably pull an Angelina and Brad Pittand adopt a bunch of babies that ain't never had itgive away a few Mercedes like "Here lady have this"and last but not least grant somebody their last wishits been a couple months since I've single soyou can call me Artie Claus minus the Ho Hoget it, hehe, I'll probably visit where Katrina hit and damn sure do a lot more than FEMA didyeah can't forget about me stupideverywhere I go I'm-a have my own theme music
Oh every time I close my eyes I see my name in shining lights A different city every night oh II swear the world better preparefor when I'm a billionaireoh oooh oh oooh for when I'm a Billionaireoh oooh oh oooh for when I'm a Billionaire
I'll be playing basketball with the Presidentdunking on his delegatesthen I'll compliment him on his political etiquettetoss a couple milli in the air just for the heck of itbut keep the fives, twentys (?) completely separateand yeah I'll be in a whole new tax bracketwe in recession but let me take a crack at itI'll probably take whatevers left and just split it upso everybody that I love can have a couple bucksand not a single tummy around me would know what hungry waseating good sleeping soundlyI know we all have a similar dreamgo in your pocket pull out your walletand put it in the air and sing

